Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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