You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Boobs are out for the taking
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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