Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Randomize
