My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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