So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she peed on how many people?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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