He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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