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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower

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  She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.

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• (408): View more from California

  Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  come over i need a lifeguard for my shower

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• (925): View more from California

  Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..

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• (510): View more from California

  After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...

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