I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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