Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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