i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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