I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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