alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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