and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
