I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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