9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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