Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
