Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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