it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
