Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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