wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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