Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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