i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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