it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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