omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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