I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
