My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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