this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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