I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
