So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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