What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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