I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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