Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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