you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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