Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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