i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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