u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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