And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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