She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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