She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize