he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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