We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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