i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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