He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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