I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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