Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Buhtt sex?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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