Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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