Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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