I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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