The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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