We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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