he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize