he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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