he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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