So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Use "feeling words"
Yay
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
My life is pants optional.
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