if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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