it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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